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MySexSecrets
Well, dearies, if you're not happy with the accumulated wisdom of
over 50 years of studious shagging, you might want to visit My Sex
Secrets instead.
This is an enormous site run by Erica and her husband Steve. These
two would rival me and Fenwick for sheer shagging stamina. They took
all the photos themselves and did so much research it's ridiculous!
This great sex guide offers tips and
advice on every possible sex topic you could think of! Mystical sex
secrets, sex positions guide, tantric sex, g spots, oral sex guides,
secrets, fantasies, penis size, sexual muscle training, extended orgasm,
Kama Sutra, and more. There's separate men's and women's sections, plus
sex stories, erotic art and fascinating ezines. I recommend it.
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Hello My Dears!
Got any good sex tips to add?
Want to vent your spleen? Do you need to tell Grandma something?
Send it to (nope)
It's completely anonymous, and no, I'm not a Christian porn detection
squad waiting to keep files on you.
Dick cheese is one of the most disgusting things in the
world. However, when you add a little milk, flour and nutmeg, it makes a
passable lasagna sauce.
- Flying Nun, Los Angeles CA
I've found semen is useful for removing a variety of
stains, including beetroot. Unfortunately, it is a little difficult to
obtain the quantity required. I nearly killed my husband trying to
remove a red wine spill from a lace tablecloth, not that he complained.
- Mrs. Weekend, Ohio
I've contacted several cleaning companies with this suggestion, but
none have been terribly interested in developing a new product. - Grandma
I've discovered that my vibrator can double as a
lightweight blender when throwing together a few genteel cocktails of an
afternoon. I especially enjoy creating Cosmopolitans, although the Orgasm
is usually a favourite.
- Janet, Michigan
Got any more? I'm keen to hear from you!
Look! Fan Mail!!!
"Dear Grandma. I'm still laughing. I love your site.
I sent links to all my friends. Thank you." - Tdks3
Got a sexual problem. Ask
Grandma.
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You know dearies, the
Brazilians may think they invented the Brazilian wax, but I was way
ahead of them on that front.
It was back in the war days, and I decided I wanted to go smooth to
impress Fenwick when he got back from the front. Of course, back
then we had to deal with rations, so I couldn't use any of that
namby-pamby waxing stuff, and we needed razors to make razor wire,
or so Mr Beancurd from the shop kept telling me. No, all I had was a
can of treacle, some candle wax and a few rags that I'd normally
clean the windows with.
Well, I can tell you, it wasn't a very pleasant experience, and the
scars took several years to fade. If only I'd had a Feather Touch
Personal Shaver back then, life would have been so much simpler!
I recommend this handy little device. It's been designed
specifically for shaving the pubic area. So if you want to go smooth
for your man, it is a far less painful experience than using
treacle, I can tell you.
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