dearies, I'm very happy to have been given a job at For
The Girls, because lordy knows that
site could do with some sensible input from a woman who knows
what's what. You see, they have this other "expert"
giving sex advice, and dang me if she isn't all hoity-toity
and clever about it. I'll bet she's never used a doily in all
Of course, the rest of the site really meets my standards as
far as moistening the girdle goes. There's plenty of those naked
male whippersnappers on hand, but I found myself quite hot and
bothered after perusing the couples galleries. And the movies
damn near shorted out my pacemaker.
This site is run by my good-for-nothing grandchild Karen who
seems to have done something right this time. I think you'll
be pleasantly surprised by For The Girls.
So click here to read
all my new sex tips!
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the great stuff at Ms Naughty's Toy Store
isn't it, that your average Crystal Rabbit can't vibrate itself?
I've never considered the family crystal to be much of a sex
toy, actually. Too difficult to polish afterwards.
For those with
a fetish for having their fingers tickled. In my day, finger
ticklers took up an entire room.
Well, my dears,
I could have sworn this was John Wayne... the way he used to
drawl had me reaching for Fenwick at high noon, right when he
was usually weeding the garden.
pink elephants are no longer something one sees after one too
many gin and lemonades. Although I tried this version after
about six gins and it seemed far preferable.
Pouch G-String for Him
I put dear Fenwick
in this Frog Pouch G-String and he looked a little startled.
Although perhaps that was after I'd slapped him on the rump,
cried "Tally Ho!" and shagged him within an inch of
his life. Again.
I found this
specimen to be particularly easy to add to my butterfly collection,
although pinning down the wings was murder. The vicar
was impressed when I showed him the new addition.