I once saw a naked celebrity,
and I remember the moment to this very day. The fact that it
was Errol Flynn, and I shared that moment with a hundred other
people doesn't diminish the intimacy of that moment.
I believe he was escaping
from a cuckolded husband at the time. Swung out the window he
did, stark naked, hanging from the curtain. Then whoosh, he
swung over and jumped onto a nearby awning, his manhood dangling
in the breeze, after which he executed a perfect triple somersault
and landed right in front of me, knocking off my pillbox hat.
Naturally he was a gentleman
and bent down to pick it up, and it was at that point that I
had a stroke. Didn't wash my hand for a week afterwards.
In any case, your best
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of popular celebs, including Brad Pitt, David Duchovny, Bruce
Willis, George Clooney, Leonardo deCaprio, Pierce Brosnan and
Sure, they don't come within
a whisker of Errol Flynn, but they do have the advantage
of being alive, which must count for something.
A girl gets nowhere in this world without a good bucket or two
of lilac-scented baby powder. Especially into a size 8 latex
When about to give oral sex, always make sure you've put a good
doiley down first. Impressions count, dearie
Now if you're thinking about using a strap-on to penetrate your
man, I have only this to say: check him for worms while you're
at it. A good dose of Cod Liver Oil should fix him up a treat,
you see if it doesn't.
Lubrication can sometimes be a problem. I recommend a great
spoonful of beef dripping. That's all we had in the war, and
right glad of it we were too.
Now I know a lot of you are interested in lingerie. Bloody flimsy
French twaddle if you ask me, all fiddles and lace and la-de-da.
But you must pay attention to me, dearie. You must think GUSSET.
It's no use being a sex goddess draped in light if you've got
no support. I've always said crotchless panties should have
Anal sex. Now there's an onion in the ointment. I've discussed
this with the ladies in my crochet group and we're all convinced
that if God had wanted us to have anal sex, he'd have given
us two bumholes. Can't think why we decided that now, but there
it is. My only advice is, if you must have anal sex, do not
eat baked beans with boiled cabbage beforehand.
My mother always told me: do not use your vagina as a coin purse.
It makes running for the bus difficult, and paying for it darn
If you are playing little hidey-seeky, chasey sex games, I'm
only going to tell you once: don't run with scissors. The Bobbits
didn't listen to my advice, and look what happened to them.
your own sex tips.
they funny things, my dears? They just can't wait to show us
their doodles, it seems. Give them any opportunity and whoosh!
it's out for all to see and admire!
At For The Girls they have these hilarious Strip Search videos,
where everyday gentlemen do their best to strip naked and dance
in their own living rooms. They try their hardest, but these
boyos would never fill a theatre, even in my day when all we
had for entertainment was a banana and our own imagination.
If you loved the Full Monty, then you'll laugh harder at these
And then there are the amateur guys who send in their pics,
keen for ladies to check out their wedding tackle. My word,
they do try hard, don't they?
In any case, I do recommend you visit For The Girls, if only
to read my fascinating sex advice column. And while you're there
you can enjoy all those nudey men and couples photos...
Click here to see amateur
strippers at For The Girls