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Womens
Porno
Well, would
you look at that, my sweeties! A man and a woman LOOKING at
each other in a sexual photo. My goodness, things are so very
modern in the world of women's erotica... eye contact, foreplay,
kissing. What next - a thorough knowledge of the location of
the clitoris?
Certainly
makes a change from the porn of my day. Back then, women looked
straight at the camera and smiled, like they were in a washing
powder commercial. Actually, given the amazing cleaning powers
of semen, I'm not at all surprised. Gets stains out of anything,
it does.
I should let you know right
now that Womens
Porno wins as far as value for money goes. A trial membership
lasts for 3 days and costs $2.95... but the best thing is that
you then get FREE ACCESS to 21 other porn sites.
My pension doesn't go far,
so I was quite pleased with this deal. Just for curiosity sake
I went over to
Fetish Hospital... it was rather extreme, I must say. I
watched a video of a woman having sex with a metre-long blue
dildo... her expression was a little hard to describe, but the
doctors inserting the thing seemed to find it quite a lot of
fun.
It brought to mind a rather
nasty experience I had in hospital, after Fenwick and I experimented
with a particularly impressive German sausage...
Well, anyway dears, Womens
Porno is a very large site, and if you're curious about
what goes on in paysites, this is probably the one to try, because
you get to find out what all those dirty men are looking at
as well.
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Hello My
Dears!
As I always say, a
gratuitous butt shot is worth two in the camel.
 
 
 
 
 
Where are the
dicks?
Well, my dears, unfortunately
a penis is now considered to be obscene, disgusting, hateful,
evil, and the source of all economic problems. It would appear
that my great aunt Thelma is now in charge of public morals
and will get her lackeys to haul me through court if I dare
show a doodle.
If you want to see
the penis in all it's erect glory you can do two things: become
a member of a paysite, where censorship holds no sway, or visit
the Naughty Bits section of
this site and get an AVS password to get in!
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I rather
like the look of this young whippersnapper, and you should see
the rest of the pics. This man has a rather long dick, one that
would have plenty of household uses.
I made good use of a big dick around the house for many years
until dear Fenwick passed on. Towel racks, necklace holders,
bookmarks... there was nothing my lovely husband's todger wasn't
good for. He was particularly handy during a dinner party when
the toilet roll holder broke. I fixed it up straight away, the
roll fitted perfectly, and I suspect the guests barely noticed.
Indeed, I
hear it's all the rage with the well-to-do these days, to have
an erect penis handy at all times. Apparently it's very difficult
to get that sort of good help, even in upper class areas.
In any case,
All Star Studs celebrates all the uses of the dick, and revels
in its many shapes, sizes, colours and religions. Of course,
it also very much admires the attached man, without whom the
site would be a mere genital showcase. And as we all know, genital
showcases are generally cheap and nasty, and don't go well with
the rest of the furniture.
What's more
there's plenty of filthy filthy content to keep one occupied,
including access to over 50 adult sites. One could in fact become
so distracted in fact, that the household chores could be neglected
completely.
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