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Male Strippers.
They didn't have them in my
day, and what a pity that was. Of course, Fenwick once tried to get
a erotic troupe together. He rounded up a few of his snooker mates
and they practised in the back room for, oh, months it must have
been. Every evening they were at it, the floor shaking, the
gramophone skipping, long johns flying left and right. At the time I
was ready to kill someone if I heard Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy
ever again.
But it all came to nought.
There they were, up on stage on the big night, and Big John from up
the road got so terrified he forgot how to take off his pants. Ended
up singing God Save the Queen and doing Doris Day impressions just
to stop the crowd from tearing them all to pieces.
Now if YOU want to see naked
men on stage, it's easy. Visit
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bit of a tug for good measure. Aren't you lucky, lovies? Sure beats
Fenwick and the gang.
What's that you say... they
made a movie about male strippers...?
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Get a look at that, ay?
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Where
are the dicks?
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and the source of all economic problems. It would appear that my
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lackeys to haul me through court if I dare show a doodle. If
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you like your porn all romantic and with tasteful lighting, Sssh.com could
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I'm a little bit too coarse for this sort of thing. In my day we
were lucky to see any kind of sex photo at all, and it was usually
done on a flash and a Box Brownie.
And the closest we got to Shakespeare being erotic was when Mrs
Twonk's girdle snapped during a long reading of Romeo and Juliet,
and the whole class were sent home in shock.
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